Parental advice

I have not made any major life decision without consulting my parents.

"I want to go to Penn, the brochure looks nice."
- Um, ok. Then apply to business school.

(two yrs later) "I hate Wharton."
- Then add another major.

"Am I ready to get married?"
- You'll know when you are.

"Should I go to grad school?"
- Do it while you're still young.

"Should I still take the bar exam?"
- None of us want to do this again with you, TAKE THE BAR.

If my relationship with Noah is even half as awesome as mine is with my parents, I hope I can impart some parental wisdom:

- Eating only mac & cheese every day is doable, but really?
- Trust me when I tell you naps are great.
- Peeing on the carpet will only get you so far in life.