Terah: How many sides are there to a stop sign?
Noah: Eight
Terah: Good, what shape is that?
Noah: ... Mexico!
Exasperated Noah: Daddy, you didn't do anything today, you just went to work!
Noah: Daddy, why you being like Mommy
Terah: What do you mean?
Noah: You're so angry. Now I have two mommies. All mommies are always angry.
(I'm not sure whether to be offended by this or not)
With a toss of his head: "I know everything in the whole earth, I'm five."
2 comments:
Did you get any of those on video? LOL
These are hilarious.
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